I consider myself an honest person. I don’t lie, don’t take fake sick days, don’t cheat on my taxes–and I never shoplifted, not even when I was a kid. But it turns out that my friend and colleague James Dowd thinks that I’m stealing because I taste a grape in the store before I buy a bunch. One grape.
I disagree–but I might be wrong. I don’t taste oranges, for example. Or blueberries, strawberries or even cherries. On the other hand, I can usually tell if cherries are good by looking, and if you get the berries home and they’re sour, you can always toss them in a little sugar. Sour or bitter grapes just have to go in the trash or back to the store, and the last thing I have time to do is return items to the grocery.
Ideally, grocers would not sell produce that’s not primo, but we all know that’s not the case. Tell me where you stand on this–are you a taster, too, or am I a thief? (Or do you taste and think we’re both thieves?) Don’t even get started on sanitation–I wipe the grape off first and truly, I’m not so delicate that I’m scared of a little grape germ.
Grocers, I want to hear what you think, too.
Responses to “I call it tasting, he calls it theft”
September 20th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Well, I’m torn on this one. On one hand, you are taking something without paying for it. If 50 customers a day decide they want to taste a grape, the grocer would lose a chunk of change in a year. On the other hand, grocers encourage customers to taste at the deli counter and when they have the cooking demonstrations and samples. I must say, however, I don’t taste unless it is offered. I once saw a woman get a bunch of bananas and eat one before paying.
September 20th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Jenn - this is too funny! Many moons ago when Fred Montesi was on Poplar in Midtown, they used to have the individually wrapped Brach’s candies in the little bins that you paid for by weight. I worked the midnight shift at the time and would always shop at 7 AM, which was WONDERFUL! One particular morning, I was famished when I got to the store, so I went straight for the Brach’s, and while I shopped I helped myself. At the register, they weighed the bag and I paid for my groceries. I had one foot out the door, when the security guard grabbed my shoulder and said “Ma’am, come with me”. I was HORRIFIED, to say the least. He took me to his office and made me dump everything out of my purse, and low and behold, there were the empty candy wrappers of the candy I had eaten, but had not paid for. Therefore, I STOLE the candy and was considered a shoplifter! Fortunately, he had mercy on me … I mean, I had just gotten off of a 10 hr. shift and was exhausted, but I was also shaking uncontrollably from fear. He threatened to have me thrown in jail, have my job, have me scarred for life. I was a mere youngster back then, and I’m sure he over-reacted so as to put the fear of God in me (which he certainly did), with the thinking I’d never shoplift again. So, the moral of this story is….if I was a thief, you are a thief! hehehe
September 20th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
I don’t have a personal opinion on the subject, but I do remember an incident several years ago at the Walmart Supercenter in Bartlett. I’m a little fuzzy on the exact details, but the scenario was something like this: A vendor or delivery driver was in an employee-only section of the store, maybe by the loading dock. He was not in the store itself, and he was not a regular store employee. There was an open container of suckers or other wrapped candy. He thought they were put there for anyone’s enjoyment, so he took one. There was no sign by the candy to make him think otherwise. He was seen taking the one piece of candy, and management called the Bartlett police. They arrested him for theft and booked him. The media picked up the story, and Walmart later dropped the charges, probably to avoid more bad publicity. I don’t know if they appologized or not. I would bet they did not.
Jennifer, I’d be pretty careful with my grape testing at the world’s largest retailer!
September 20th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I think you’re husband’s right, Jennifer. Unless they have specifically put a little tray of grapes out for you to taste, you’re not meant to sample them.
As someone else mentioned, if 50 customers take a grape to taste it, that’s a significant financial impact on the business.
Unless it’s on a sample plate, it’s product, and technically you’re taking something that isn’t offered to you for free.
September 20th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Er, I should say your “colleague”. I don’t know WHY I said “husband”.
I’m sick. Leave me alone ![]()
September 20th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Well, Kristie, that’s pretty funny. The husband part–and sorry you’re sick.
Now. I would never eat a banana I didn’t pay for. I make sure that I hand over my empty bottled water container so that I get charged for it. If I forget to pay for ice, I go stand in line again. Again, I consider myself scrupulously honest, and again as well, I’m open to the possibility that I’m not (and all because of a lousy grape). If y’all convince me, I might even change my ways, but it’s going to take some work.
Another friend told me today that when she was in Wild Oats she picked a leaf of cilantro to taste because she couldn’t tell if it was cilantro or Italian parsley. She was there with her daughter and a worker confronted her and said he considered that stealing!
Other examples: I always ask to taste berries at the farmers market, and am always obliged. If there was a produce manager available at the grocery, I imagine I’d ask before I taste a grape.
Brenda, I started to mention this when I posted and now you’ve made it impossible not to…I was close to one of the Montesis growing up and I ran into him in Kroger a few years ago. I swear this is true: He was tasting a grape!
September 20th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
I’m with Jennifer. People, let’s weigh a single grape. They are sold by the pound, not by quantity. How much does one grape weigh? My guess is the scale doesn’t move with the addition or subtraction of a grape.
We live in a modern age of samples. They are everywhere. If stores were smart, they could solve the problem by putting a sample bowl of grapes out with the strays so people could taste. Granted, there’s no open invitation for me to taste the grape, but I haven’t ruined a bunch of grapes by eating one, which wouldn’t be the case if I sampled an apple.
Nothing makes me madder than to get home and find out I bought a bad bag of grapes. Chances are I’ll get mad enough not to go to that store anymore (I almost said trade at that store!). So, would Kroger rather lose all my business because of a bag of grapes or if I taste my grape, by my bag and go home a happy camper and come back again, is all right with the world?
September 20th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
OK, folks, whatever you call the grocery stores call it shrink and everyone one of us pays for it. That’s not only Jenn grapes, but the frozen food lef f in the canned foods aisle or the meat dropped into the frozen food bins. Those foods go bad and cannot be resold. So who pays for it we do in everything we buy. Think about that next time you shop and if you see the above examples take them back to the department from which they came and give them to an employee. Food is expensive as it is, let’s not make it more so.
September 20th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Part of what we pay for when we buy grapes is the stems. So what would happen if you picked up an extra stem about the weight of the grape you were tasting & pd. for that? I just this minute thought of that concept, so maybe it seems a bit stupid. But I am torn on this issue myself. I don’t taste things in the store unless they are offered. But if I saw someone putting produce out, mgr. or not, I think I would ask permission to taste one grape & see what they say. Or maybe if you were in a place where they make fruit baskets, you could ask to sample one grape from the ones they are putting in the baskets if they are the same variety you want to buy. If you go to one of the stores that have the automatic sprayers for the produce (which add weight to things, not to mention hastening spoiling, you could probably rinse the cooties off your grape that way. Another reason to taste is if the sign doesn’t specify seedless or seeded. I HATE to get home w/grapes I think are seedless & find seeds in them! If the sell grapes at the farmers markets, I’m sure the vendors there would be delighted to offer samples if you asked. Of course, you might not want to only buy grapes on Sat. & Weds., if there are indeed any grape purveyors there. I hope you get some responses from grocery store employees too, Jennifer. It would be interesting to compare their answers to the question: to sample or not to sample.
September 21st, 2007 at 10:49 am
You can smell the difference between cilantro and flat-leaf parsley; there’s no need to pinch off a leaf.
As for plucking a grape, would you also sample a green bean?
September 21st, 2007 at 11:24 am
What, precisely, does a bad grape taste like? I generally have a rule of not eating grapes that look like raisins, and with that rule I’ve never gotten a bad one. Apples, potatoes, garlic, and onions have sometimes yielded unpleasant surprises, but grapes have been pretty consistent–if they look good, feel good, and smell good, they customarily are good.
September 21st, 2007 at 12:35 pm
i’ve never cheated, i’ve never stolen, i don’t lie, i go to church every sunday and i ALWAYS taste the grapes. and 99 times out of 100, it results in a sale for the store. i’m not changing my evil ways. and randal — sometimes those green grapes can look gorgeous and taste super sour. and jennifer’s right — they pretty much have to go straight to the trash in these cases.
September 21st, 2007 at 2:35 pm
ONE GRAPE, no more, no less!
after that it IS “stealing”!!
if God didnt want us ‘tasting’ grapes in this fashion, then why did she or he make it so convenient?
fortunately, no other food product seems to lend itself to such treatment, does it?
September 21st, 2007 at 4:23 pm
I would shop one market over another if they allowed or encouraged tasting the produce. Check out the tasting plates at one of the 8 or so huge markets in Montreal:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/taterhead/208389563/
Gregg
September 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I’m super honest and still taste grapes. Cherries, too. I figure I’ve more than paid for what I eat with all the mealy apples, woody citrus and tasteless melons I’ve paid for and thrown in the trash.
There is an easy way to be totally honest. Have the cashier weigh and ring up the grapes, then pluck one out of the bag and ask her to return it to the produce section. ![]()
September 22nd, 2007 at 12:52 am
You could always give them an extra penny to pay for the grape… yes, it’s stealing, but it’s a very small theft. I don’t taste because I don’t put food in my mouth that someone’s hands have been on before washing it, but I wish I could taste cherries, they sometimes look fine but are flavorless.
Unfortunately it’s not possible to get away with tasting peaches or pears, and I’ve had no luck buying them locally. It’s gotten to the point where I just don’t eat fruit much because I know it will be nasty.
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Allie, I agree totally about peaches & pears I find in the markets here. They are like little hockey pucks, but I seem to have a bit more luck buying nectarines. One year Easy Way got these oversized peaches from Missouri & Louisiana Creole tomatoes that were just wonderful, but I haven’t seen them since. Guess they were too fragile or something.
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:32 am
I’ve only ever seen grapes sold in bags any more. You wouldn’t open a bag of chips and only eat one and put it back if they were not to your taste, but as said one grape wont ruin the whole bag as one chip would. I suppose you could eat the chips then take the bag to pay for since they aren’t weighed at the counter but I’d never do that my self. Anyway they used to be sold loose like other fruits but are now in bags because they do not want you eating them.
When my store had cherries they put a little bag by them for pits so obviously they alowed tastes then and it worked we tasted and bought when we hadn’t planned on it.
I stumbled across this looking for the average weight of a grape on google. according to usda one American style grape is about .08oz
September 24th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
I cook green beans; if they’re tough, I’ll cook ‘em a bit longer. It’s the same principle as the strawberries and the blueberries, which can be salvaged with a little sugar. A bad bunch of grapes is simply a loss.
Let’s move on to olive bars, a topic which came up this morning. I would NEVER sample from an olive bar, but apparently there are folks who are OK with it. The way I see it, you can buy a tiny amount of a few different olives and if you like them, then next time you can stock up. I would never sample from a salad bar. Don’t know what it is about those grapes, though…
September 24th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
we are parsing distinctions very finely here. sample grapes but not olives? i dunno, Jennifer, sounds like the slippery slope to me.
September 25th, 2007 at 12:46 am
I’ve decided that as long as I’m not eating a snack or a meal, and it is truly intended as a sample-before-purchase, that if the store had a problem with it they’d lock the stuff up.
I smell soaps before I buy, and I sometimes wonder that they’re not hermetically sealed.. I think the mfrs. MUST know that people pop the tops open to see if they like the scent. Now, I would NEVER touch the product, and I’ll take from the back of the display if it looks like someone else has.. I’m sure the stores return some of these things, but it’s an absorbable cost. (otherwise they’d have safety seals!).
Similarly, you get to put your hands all over the peaches & melons (egads; no washing station!?), squeeze the Charmin, adjust the qty in a bunch of bananas, tap on the lobster tank, smell the flowers, husk the corn, pick up, put down, drop, pinch, poke and otherwise manhandle everything in a grocery store.
Produce falls on the floor all the time, or rots where it sits. If allowing customers a small taste improves sales, stores are ready to absorb that cost.
Just don’t act like it’s a buffet, and don’t taste things that are “standardized”, like candy.
I don’t taste the grapes often, but if the store yelled at me for it, I’d find another place to shop. I want to be treated as a CUSTOMER, not a potential shoplifter!
September 25th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Well, I’m not a sampler but one way to get info is to ask. Lots of us shop they same basic stores all the time. If I want, I talk to other customers when I shop. If someones buying grapes, ask how they are. You may find they don’t know or you could hear they were so good the shopper was coming back for more. Ask the produce folks - they know. Maybe they’ll even tell you to try one and see what you think. I’ve had them say I might not like this tomato today but I would like this other one. Swap recipes, compare olive oil - that’s part of the fun of shopping!
September 25th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
If it’s a store I go into all the time, I’ll buy the minimum amount of something & see what I think. Then if it’s OK I’ll buy more when I go back. I have had people ask if I have tried something & I have also asked people for their opinions. It’s really hard to buy a little tiny portion of grapes unless they are loose, though. I was at Easy Way yesterday & the “TN tomatoes” looked pretty anemic, so I tried a more expensive beefsteak one. I ate it for dinner & it was tasty, so now I would be willing to go back for more. I always do that with peaches, plums, nectarines, tangerines, & just about anything other than apples or bananas, which I buy according to my preference for variety of apple & on the green side for bananas. As for olives, I think we’re talking about something more expensive than grapes, & I would hesitate to sample without asking. The best idea would be for the stores to post signs by the grapes & olives if sampling is allowed or not, or leave containers for the pits & stems if they don’t mind sampling. I would venture to say they would sell more if people were allowed to taste before they had to buy & live with the quality at home.
October 4th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
You know, in some parts of the world you could lose a hand for that… lol…



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